That would mean that confident people feel more at ease because they’ve already lived through at least one life on this planet. What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first time they’ve lived through it? There was a moment when you were younger when your mom or dad put you down and never picked you up again. While you wait for the waiter, at that moment, are you not also the waiter? 2) Interesting But Also Kind Of Sad High Thoughts That Will Break Your Brain 1) It’s Waiters All The Way Down Write them down, send them in, and maybe next time they’ll be on this list. If you say, “Whoa!”, “Hmmm,” or “Far out!”, congrats and welcome to the club - your notions have reached the next level. How do you know if you’ve had a high thought of your own? You can recognize it by the emotional reaction you have. High thoughts are ideas that provide a different perspective on the mundane facts and activities of regular life. That’s when high thoughts start to occur. With only one or two puffs, your thoughts become more flexible and more creative. One of the many wonderful features of marijuana is its ability to take your brain places it’s never been before - not literally, of course, but you get the picture. To tide you over, keep you entertained, and help you identify when inspiration arrives, we’ve collected some of our favorite high thoughts of all time.
Not sure whether you’ve had the privilege of your own stellar musings? Trust us, you’ll know when it happens. "A bakery is just a bake sale where they are raising money for more bake sales.While we can’t get enough of the disconnect from reality that THC brings to the table or the medicinal properties of CBD, one of our favorite parts of the marijuana experience is the high thoughts that pop into our heads during a particularly entertaining smoke sesh. "To stop a piece of paper from folding, you put it in a folder…" "Trees are stationary while alive and stationery when dead." "Anyone notice the irony behind "hyphenated" and "non-hyphenated"?" "CPR is the human version of blowing in a videogame cartridge and hoping it'll work again."Īdblock should buy out signs around time square and replace them with "This ad has been blocked by Adblock." "Bad handwriting is like mumbling on paper." "Girl Scouts are the ONLY door to door salesmen that make me want to say "Where the hell have you been?!" when they show up" "I wonder how all of the signatures of people with my name look." "The early 90's version of Snapchat would be a fax machine attached to a paper shredder." "In a 500-day period I could meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced–and yet I'd still be using the same box of Q-tips."
"I wonder if my cat thinks the delivery guy is my owner because he gives me food." "The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf."īeing an introvert, I've had more thoughts about how I would have a conversation than actually having a conversation.
FUNNY SHOWER THOUGHTS PASSWORD
Leaving an extra key under your doormat is like making your password "password". Some Scooby Doo episodes would be a lot shorter if they just went to the costume store first and asked a couple of questions "I wonder if birds on my feeder are friends or if it's like a public bathroom and no one makes eye contact."
Nothing makes sense, pizzas are round, the boxes we put them in are square and we eat them as triangles In a game of tag between a very good sprinter and a very good distance runner, the chaser will always catch the other one.Ĭops pulling you over for speeding is like the adult version of teachers telling you not to run in the hallways. "Is Pepsi ok?" Was probably someone's breaking point. What if bands made trades like sports teams do? Thanks to the popularity of Reddit’s r/ShowerThoughts Twitter account, we have some more thinking to do… It may be a form of “unconscious thought theory,” or just a peaceful time to ourselves, but either way, #ShowerThoughts bring out the best of life’s biggest questions. There’s a certain philosophical essence of thinking while showering that allows us to come up with new ideas, solve our biggest problems, and ask ourselves important questions. Some of us do our best thinking in the shower.
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